Catching up on Zzzzzzzzzzz

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.” ― George Carlin

Our cats have a hard life. Oh they do… Here is their daily routine according to them:

7AM – Woken up by humans. Forced to have cuddles. Given dry food as recompense.

7.30AM – Humans leave. Forced to romp, play, chew and attack sibling.

9AM – Eat and drink.

9.02AM – 11.30AM – Sleep and snuggle with sibling.

Repeat 7.30 – 11.30AM until humans return.

4PM – Male human arrives. Forced to have snuggles. Sleep on his knee until 5.30PM.

5.30PM – Female human arrives. Forced to have snuggles.

6-9PM – Alternate between being forced to romp, play, chew and attack sibling and sleep, snuggle with sibling.

9PM – Humans give cold wet food.

Sleep until 4AM. Have a mad and sleep until it all resumes.

So as you can see… It is a very hard life! Here is the evidence of just how hard they have it.

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